rent-a-cop

Fake cop, wannbe cop, security gaurd. Black ghetto security gaurd (that will never happpen)

i got my ass shot by one of them gay ass rent-a-cops.

by G-unit May 2, 2003

B-rent

A nickname for a male named Brent

Does B-rent need a coke for his mailroute?

by M to the P October 16, 2006

Rent-Head

another name for a cool person.

jermaine: she is such a rent-head

ruben: i know, isn't it great?!

by iron_man June 23, 2006

rent a cop

not good enough to be "bacon" so a rent a cop is classified as "SPAM"

Hey dude, look! There's Destry. Let's yell at him. HEY SPAM!

by fruitbat April 1, 2004

Renting the pineapple

Renting the pineapple is to pretend that you are richer than you really are. It was coined on reddit by u/shokwave00

"I was always impressed by Randy's Lexus until I realized that he lived with his parents. Turns out he's just renting the pineapple."

by Scarwielder September 11, 2018

rent's due

The thing you say as a hail-mary when a callout post was released on the last day of a month, as if anybody would actually be as pathetic as to try to pay their rent with a google doc about low-tier internet drama.

Oh, fuck! They caught me committing a felony! What do I do?! ...Wait, it's September 30th! I got it! "Rent's due LMFAO". That'll get 'em!

by Camwood September 30, 2023

Rent a cop

A paid informant working for the po poes (police) hoe!

CALL YOURSELF HOE!, YOU RENT A COP DONT SCARE ME!!!!

by SOULVIVOR April 29, 2022