religion

The belief in a higher power than the ones we can notice here on earth, this belief always comes with responsibilities to the god(s)/goddess(es) you worship. These responsibilities are passed on to other people by tales or are written down in a holy book. Religions can vary a lot, but they usually all consist immortality after death. In many religions people must make sure of a sacrifice to his/her/their god(s)/goddess(es), this may vary from nuts, fruit, vegetables, etc. to sacrificing animals or even other humans.

Terry has become a buddhist, his religion now is buddhism

by Jan Incognito April 17, 2006

religion

1. A very large cult

2. A socially accepted mental disorder.

Person A: "I hear voices in my head."

Person B: "You should probably see a doctor."

Person A: "It's god's voice though, he is talking to me."

Person B: "Oh, nvm then, that's perfectly normal. I forgot you were into religion."

by god2346 June 18, 2009

Religion

What Atheists bitch about on the internet

Atheist: religion is the biggest lie in the history of humankind *insert rest of shitfest*

Normal person: how about you just let me believe what I want to believe?

Atheist: *mind explodes*

by Name removed by the NSA December 9, 2013

religion

a cult, but not considered a cult, because it is somewhat larger than a cult

bad religion is a good band...

by agnostic carebear June 4, 2005

religion

Originally made up to keep people from hurting, killing, and stealing from others, and to make people treat others with decency and kindness, it's actually caused what it wanted to prevent. People have killed, hurt, and stole just because one does not believe the same ideas and opinions concerning religion as they do. Religion is a good thing, however, things like marrying as a virgin are nearly impossible. It's good to have morals, but religions not as needed as before. There are now laws to keep people in line. I believe in God BUT the "YOU WILL BURN IN HELL IF-" crap should stop.

She strongly believes in religion.

by realist March 30, 2004

Religion

Billions of people hallucinating at the same time. Not to be confused with a few people hallucinating, which is considered insanity.

Religion is for the weak-minded, who refuse to face the insignificance of human life.

by McWeezy June 23, 2008

Religion

the idea of worshiping some magical space alien

all praise giant space baby of our religion

by the man with a name May 17, 2018