Reassurance Battery

A person in a relationship who is to relieve anxiety frequently. And is prodded until they run out of battery, which results in them giving up until they recharge.

Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Do you still love me?
Battery: Yes
Her: Do you hate me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: I give up...
(Reassurance Battery depleted needs recharging)

by Tired-MoFo September 14, 2022

Big Reads

When you figure out what someone will do before they do it.

Dude saw that from a mile, big reads.
Knew that was gonna happen, big reads.

by Nws Phantom August 29, 2019

Glenn Reasor story

A story that is made up, opinionated, blown out of proportion, and lack any kind of accuracy.

That isn’t true! You just told a Glenn Reasor story!

by Not just a pretty face November 10, 2019

Most Reasonable

When you done downing your drink in your left hand (buffalo rules), preferably a Rumbler (>= 5% beer and a tot of dark rum >40%), you state in your best Scottish accent ..."That was Most Reasonable".

After I smashed my drink in my face I looked at my mates and said, "that was most reasonable"

by DyliB February 8, 2022

dr.redacted

A funny discord user 3m377 :3

Hi im a funny dr.redacted:3

by Uranus:) September 25, 2023

Cheeky for a reason

A British saying, meaning to not take life too seriously.
It is rarely used, so many people don't really understand it.

It is also the title of The View's (Scottish indie rock band) fourth album.

"I'm cheeky for a reason" - Meaning that you're crazy, wild, and that you don't take life too seriously. You're cheeky for a reason.

"I might be cheeky for a reason, but I won't lie" - Lyrics from The View's song Bullet.

by happyaslarry June 4, 2013

beyond a reasonable doubt

Outside legal framework it's similar to saying 'I'm either certain or as close to certain as possible'

-inside legal framework, it's a frame of mind, the universal standard of proof used to decide if a defendant is guilty or not. To find a defendant guilty a juror or judge must reach a frame of mind that leaves them with no doubt or at least almost no doubt that a defendant is guilty as charged. Therefore, beyond a reasonable doubt. Information that leads factfinders to this mind frame must be directly related to particular case, not from outlying information unrelated to case in question, usually arising from attempts to tar/slime the defendant.

I think it's beyond a reasonable doubt that roller discos will eventually make a comeback..

by em_see_dbl_oh April 12, 2023