Captain Raymond Holt

An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .

He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.

His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.

His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).

He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"

"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
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Raymond Wu

A soft male and very fun guy.
Raymond wu is always crying but at least he is funny about it
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Raymond Bath

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is a sexy sexy man.
I take ramen baths with Raymond Bath.

Raymond Bath is so submissive and breedable
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Raymond Rizz

1. A form of "spitting game" or trying to "pick up" women by sexually harassing them or pestering them on and on 2. Can sometimes be used when someone failed to "pick up" a woman
1. Hey Radwan go use Raymond Rizz on that girl over there. 2. How did Bruno not pull that girl over there? He must have been using Raymond Rizz.
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Raymond Nicholas

A chill dude. In life, he just wanna find a girl that he can just vibe and watch Disney + with. Know for his nickname RayGlizzy, He created his twitter with the username "RealRayGlizzy" because I quote, "The username RayGlizzy was already taken by a flunky, So I just added "Real" ". He was born in New Orleans, Louisana on February 9th, 2002.

On September 17, 2019, his Twitter was banned because of false rumors of him telling a woman," You're built like a Ford Focus". With the help of his friends of getting his twitter back, the group of teens made the #FreeGlizzy movement go viral with over 130k likes and 89k retweets. Subsequently, Twitter Support gave him his account back when officials found the report to be false. He also goes by "Ray, Glizzy, Huncho, HunchoGlizzy, Glizz, and Lil Glizzy"

Fun Fact: He can dunk whiling being 5'8
Raymond Nicholas is just trying to find love.
Raymond Nicholas goes RayGlizzy.
Raymond Nicholas Nickname was given by his mother.
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Raymond Clark

Raymond Clark is really funny. He is much funnier than his friends. He really hates Kangaroos, but loves cats. A Raymond Clark typically abides in cooler climates and hates the heat due to his heavy stature.
Raymond Clark is so much funnier than Drew.

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I fell in love with Raymond Clark the moment I laid eyes on him. He is so funny, but don't mention Kangaroos around him. Seriously, do NOT mention Kangaroos.
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Owen Raymond Pole

Owen Raymond Pole is so fucking gay it's unbelievable how retarded he is
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