Ramen Ninja

A ninja who has trained in the art of ramen noodles. Ramen Ninjas are adept at stealing delicious ramen under the cover of darkness, handling hot bowls of ramen without making a sound or dropping them, and using various ramen ingredients as lethal weapons.

1: Hey, I'm hungry.
2: Let's get some ramen!
1: But how? It's night and we'll get in trouble if we wake someone up!
2: No problem. I'm a Ramen Ninja.

by Proudryukin the Short July 18, 2012

Juicy Ramen

1. Thick Asian ass

2. Can slurp it real nice
3. Can slap it and jiggle ALOT

4. And is only for Shordy's

Shordy can I hit dat juicy ramen

by Yeurrrrr December 2, 2017

Top'n Ramen

A cheewee term for ramen noodles used mostly around Willsboro, NY.

I would love me some Top'n Ramen right 'bout now!

by Tammy-Lyn Wiggler September 13, 2019

the ramen burger

It is a regular burger, but with Ramen noodles instead of buns. This is usually eaten if food stamps didn't come in yet and you have no burger buns.

I didn't have any buns so I had to go and make ramen noodle burgers. The ramen burger was a last minute options.

by FakeGhettoRhinestones June 22, 2014

Maruchan Ramen

The ideal food for college students and poor people (although both are sadly interchangeable in modern day America) for five simple reasons:

1. It's always dirt cheap, only costing a few cents

2. All you need is water and three minutes in the microwave to cook them, which is especially useful if you're in a dorm since your cooking options will be very limited

3. They take a long time to expire, lasting 2-3 years

4. They come in a variety of different flavors, from beef to shrimp

5. They are very easy to spruce up. Wanna crack an egg and add it to your ramen? Go ahead. How about chopped sausages? By all means. Shredded cheese? Oh hell yeah. Hot sauce? Definitely

My student debt makes me wanna jump into heavy traffic, but at least I still have Maruchan Ramen

by That thing in your eye April 12, 2023

ramen off

A competition usually between two people were the contestants eat as much Ramen as possible.

OY MAX! WE HAVIN' A RAMEN OFF ON SUNDAY MATE!

by Ginger_Retard September 25, 2017

Ramen Gurl

A ramen gurl is a girl that approaches a sad and lonely guy and without ulterior motive asks about something he's doing (usually something considered dorky or lame namely ramen). After making his day she promptly falls out of existence never to be see by him again living only as a pleasant memory and an ideal to strive for. She can make you forget your depression!

Dude 1: <stops mid-conversation>
Dude 2: <turns around slowly>
Ramen Gurl: Hi, what are you guys cooking? It smells REALLY good!!<3
Both Dudes: Oh- it's only ramen!!
Ramen Gurl: <smiles> Really! OK Bye!!

by GurlsJustWannaHaveRamen September 11, 2018