A ramen gurl is a girl that approaches a sad and lonely guy and without ulterior motive asks about something he's doing (usually something considered dorky or lame namely ramen). After making his day she promptly falls out of existence never to be see by him again living only as a pleasant memory and an ideal to strive for. She can make you forget your depression!
Dude 1: <stops mid-conversation>
Dude 2: <turns around slowly>
Ramen Gurl: Hi, what are you guys cooking? It smells REALLY good!!<3
Both Dudes: Oh- it's only ramen!!
Ramen Gurl: <smiles> Really! OK Bye!!
Dude 2: <turns around slowly>
Ramen Gurl: Hi, what are you guys cooking? It smells REALLY good!!<3
Both Dudes: Oh- it's only ramen!!
Ramen Gurl: <smiles> Really! OK Bye!!
by GurlsJustWannaHaveRamen September 11, 2018
Get the Ramen Gurlmug. by Tammy-Lyn Wiggler September 13, 2019
Get the Top'n Ramenmug. 1. Noun. A sock filled with ramen used to jack off.
2. Verb. To masturbate, specifically wherein one fills a sock with warm cooked ramen noodles and uses it as a fleshlight, but can be used in place of any other term for masturbating.
2. Verb. To masturbate, specifically wherein one fills a sock with warm cooked ramen noodles and uses it as a fleshlight, but can be used in place of any other term for masturbating.
Zach: hey Liam, have you seen this new Piper Perri film? God it’s so hot.
Liam: yeah I ramen socked to it last night.
Dad: please disconnect from the Bluetooth, we need to talk.
Me: can’t, I’m ramen socking right now.
Jackie: Ethan you’re so sweet, I wish I could find a guy like you.
Ethan: fuck you Jackie blue-balls, get out of my house so I can ramen sock.
Liam: yeah I ramen socked to it last night.
Dad: please disconnect from the Bluetooth, we need to talk.
Me: can’t, I’m ramen socking right now.
Jackie: Ethan you’re so sweet, I wish I could find a guy like you.
Ethan: fuck you Jackie blue-balls, get out of my house so I can ramen sock.
by Coolbabies March 16, 2019
Get the Ramen Sockmug. 1. Thick Asian ass
2. Can slurp it real nice
3. Can slap it and jiggle ALOT
4. And is only for Shordy's
2. Can slurp it real nice
3. Can slap it and jiggle ALOT
4. And is only for Shordy's
by Yeurrrrr December 2, 2017
Get the Juicy Ramenmug. A ninja who has trained in the art of ramen noodles. Ramen Ninjas are adept at stealing delicious ramen under the cover of darkness, handling hot bowls of ramen without making a sound or dropping them, and using various ramen ingredients as lethal weapons.
1: Hey, I'm hungry.
2: Let's get some ramen!
1: But how? It's night and we'll get in trouble if we wake someone up!
2: No problem. I'm a Ramen Ninja.
2: Let's get some ramen!
1: But how? It's night and we'll get in trouble if we wake someone up!
2: No problem. I'm a Ramen Ninja.
by Proudryukin the Short July 18, 2012
Get the Ramen Ninjamug. It is a regular burger, but with Ramen noodles instead of buns. This is usually eaten if food stamps didn't come in yet and you have no burger buns.
I didn't have any buns so I had to go and make ramen noodle burgers. The ramen burger was a last minute options.
by FakeGhettoRhinestones June 22, 2014
Get the the ramen burgermug. by Ginger_Retard September 25, 2017
Get the ramen offmug.