Queer lever

Queer lever (alternatively called a queer stick) is quite simply a gay man‘s penis.

Example: Gay dog owner gets into his Hearse, takes the car out of neutral and then into first. What’s the twist? It wasn’t his gear stick….. it was his queer stick. He picks up the phone but jams his willy in the receiver. His dog, Beaver the Golden Retriever was unfortunately a meat eater, so the man’s jumbo sausage was promptly devoured by the jaws of this creature.

So the moral of the Example is: gay is the way but keep your pets at bay; a queer lever a day keeps the amnesia away.

by Aaron & Nina October 9, 2021

haggard queer

1) a homosexual who is so tired of searching for a gay mate that he gives up and marries a fat chick

-dude, matt is done searching for a gay mate...

-is that why he married that whore from michigan?

-yeah

-he is a haggard queer

by belly popper January 9, 2009

beer queer

n. a straight man who will pretend to be gay so as to solicit free drinks from an unsuspecting homosexual

Jose Contreras: When did Richie Cunningham convert from vaginaism??
Bruce Lee: He's still very much a vagina enthusiast. He's just being a beer queer now with that dude. What a desperate fuck.

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

Tiers Are For Queers

A term used by disgruntled Super Smash Bros. players that get ridiculed for using a low-tier character during gameplay. Can also be abbreviated as TR4Q.

Queer: Why on Earth would you pick Yoshi?! Yoshi's a bottom-tier character!

Smash Player: Tiers are for queers.

by DoctorDanger June 30, 2008

Queer Duck

A show about a gay duck and his friends.

Queer Duck! He's Intellectual! Queer Duck! He's homosexual!

by GEM July 26, 2004

Queer Bagel

A seemingly heterosexual individual who acts as gay as a freaking rainbow. Also known as metrosexual, Queer Bagels can be found almost anywhere. They behave with retarded mannerisms even though they're lame and don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Sam: "Little kids on Xbox Live are such Queer Bagels!"
Stephanie: "Fa sho."
Sam: "Shut up, bitch."
Stephanie: "... Asshole."
Sam: "... Freak."
Stephanie: "QUEER BAGEL!!!"

by Zetti March 18, 2009

professional queer

a man who believes that homosexual tendencies automatically make him an authority on fashion, hair, and/or interior decorating; any man on tv wearing a pink shirt; a man on 'news' shows who's only job is to lisp endlessly about "THOSE shoes with THAT dress?"

every channel is being taken over by professional queers

by blurg May 12, 2008