Priest

Someone who cums along just for the ride

There are four dudes on the titanic while it hit the iceberg
Waiter: we have to get to the life boats
Teacher: what about the kids?
Lawyer: fuck those kids
Priest: do you think we have enough time?

by Kingreepher June 19, 2024

Judas Priest

One of the most influential bands in Heavy metal. Rob Halford is the vocalist of the band and has been influential to alot of metal vocalists today. Judas Priest has influenced power Metal Bands such as ANGRA and Helloween. Helloween has even done a cover of Electric Eye which absolutely slaps.

Rob Halford of Judas Priest is one of the best vocalists ever. The man can scream like a pissed demon.

by UltimateDoge November 14, 2023

Priest Pussy

When referring to a a boy who was annaly penetrated by a Priest.

Damn, kanye west did you know Macaulay Cogan was Priest Pussy.

by Sippysaywhat May 16, 2016

a grope of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests

look out john, theres a grope of priests sneaking about.

by Anony666mous December 21, 2019

Judas Priest

The best metal band to grace the planet along with Iron Maiden unlike artists today who sing about sex, drugs, and their relationship issues.

Judas Priest is the best planet that God has graced us with.

by UltimateDoge October 25, 2022

Priest

The act of molesting unsuspecting children in a religious setting, beholden to zero accountability.

Little Jimmy got priested during his time as an altar boy. He now needs therapy as an adult.

by Yourneighborscousinsdog May 24, 2025

turbulent priest

An archbishop who regularly defies royal direction

"Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"

by abeckett December 29, 2013