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premartial sex

1. having consensual sex before having served in the military.
2. a typo for premarital sex, having sex before marriage.
guy A. Yo, I just had premartial sex
guy B. Don't you mean premarITal sex?
guy A. No, it was with my wife. Unlike pre-marITal sex, premarTIal sex, in and of itself, would be considered trivial by a majority of the public in countries that don't draft men of certain age. Even if that was the case, it would just be teenage sex.
by fuzzydrinks July 13, 2009
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pream

Jenna just told me that Scott preamed her all night long. The neighbors filed a complaint.
by Seignor Colombia May 25, 2010
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Preemo

Preemo (pronounced: Pree-Moe): Synonymous for "awesome", "great", "dandy", etc...
Wow, this used paintball gun I bought for $75 works preemo. What a preemo deal!
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pregmonster

a term that generalizes all of the negative symptoms of pregnency: ie swollen ankles, nausea, mood swings, cramping ect. best used when referring to multiple symptoms at once
"oh she couldn't make it, her pregmonster's flaring up again."
by leadfu September 7, 2006
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premature textulation

The accidental sending of a text message, resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense.
I had a premature textulation, I sent the text that "She farted sideways..." and I almost shat myself!
by roneal October 5, 2007
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premature ejaculation

Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.
"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"
by Richard Black August 18, 2006
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prem's

french slang word.
to claim something. A claim expressing priority over an object.To have the rights to something, to own something.
In english: dibs

prem's is a short word for "premier" (1er) in english: "first" (1st)

You call prem's on a object,means you be the first to use it.
dude:hey les gars,je me suis acheté une nouvelle voiture,qui veut l'essayer?
me: prem's!

dude:hey guys,i got myself a brand new car,who wants to try it?
me: dibs!
by phee971 May 28, 2008
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