screw+the+pooch

buy the farm...not just a screw up...the most major screw up...like auger in...ask a pilot

JFK JR, screwed the pooch!

by upton semmes November 10, 2003

beef pooch

a tiny ass soft taco filled with beef and cheese that only white people would eat. (Mexicans beware!)

Swing that beef pooch cracka!

by conor kay January 5, 2004

catch a pooch

To take a dump. To poop. To drop the kids off at the pool. To do a "number two."

Those sasuage, egg and cheese biscuits always make me need to take a pooch by the time I get to work.

by mangus January 13, 2005

Stanker Pooch

A sad and dreary older woman that won't leave your cock alone.

"Get off my hawg you ol' Stanker Pooch!"

and " You still pumpin' that ol' Stanker Pooch for beer money?"

by Ottaway iAN January 20, 2009

Scabby Pooch

An unatractive female

Damn! That chick at the drive-thru was the scabbiest pooch I've ever seen.

by Evil Elvis March 19, 2004

fornicate the pooch

Fucking the dog

I gota stay home today and fornicate the pooch.

by Bonehead April 8, 2003

pooch pounder

a sick mother fucker that fucks his bestfriends dog and jacks off with his dad and is the defination of stupid

"do you have any apple jelly" imma be the pooch pounder today

by justin big tits October 26, 2011