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Pocket Protector

A plastic shieve inserted in one's shirt pocket to prevent pens from leaking and staining the shirt.
As far as i am aware it was invented in the US, and never exported to the rest of the world.
Not popular anymore, even among geeks
Yo, jigga whats wit the pocket protector?
I keep my dust in there, bro
by Nerg June 7, 2004
mugGet the Pocket Protectormug.

hot pocketing

pooping in someones foldout couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the unsespecting owner of the couch
by DE BIG BLAM September 8, 2009
mugGet the hot pocketingmug.

pocket gay

JACK: Well, you see what you have there, don't you?
WILL: I see what I don't have, the other half of my date.
JACK: What you have... is a pocket gay.
WILL: A pocket gay?
JACK: A pocket gay. The perfect travel-size homosexual. Just pop him in a man-purse, a briefcase, and you're good to go. In ten years they'll be making 'em all that way.
by Andrew Melvin May 1, 2008
mugGet the pocket gaymug.

Crispy Pocket

You seem like you have a lot of new bills in your pocket - like you just got paid.

Origination: Bills freshly minted are crisp and when they're put in your pocket they make a crinkling sound that sounds like rice crispies in your pants.
Beauford: Yo, I just got paid man, let's go out.
Samuel: You buyin me some drinks outta that crispy pocket?

Dekwan: My pocket's crispy tonight -- where the squirrels at? I'll buy them alllllll their drinks.
by katam December 22, 2010
mugGet the Crispy Pocketmug.

foxy pocket

A place where you stash money away from your significant other.
We had a few extra bucks left over after the bills so I put it in my foxy pocket
by DawnFletch February 22, 2017
mugGet the foxy pocketmug.

Pocket Ghetto

(n.) A small ghetto: A small area populated by poor and low income people prone to violence, drug use, and coolness.

Often exists within a patchwork of middle class and upper class communities. Indicated by the presence of hookers, drug addicts/tweakers, drug dealers, gang members, check cashin' places, pawn shops, or other shady people/locations.
(1) "Roll up the window, we're in a pocket ghetto."

(2) "We are? How do you know?"

(1) "First, I buy my weed here. Second, there's a Wafflehouse.
by AZ Homegrown May 28, 2009
mugGet the Pocket Ghettomug.

Pocket Ham

The left over ham from Thanksgiving that one stores in their pocket until the timing is right. At that point one rips the ham from their pocket and begins second Thanksgiving.
Caleb was sitting in group meeting and decided it was the perfect moment to whip out his pocket ham.
by SideBar November 21, 2019
mugGet the Pocket Hammug.

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