Gubber Placemen

when you shit so much you bleed from the anus

Holy mother of anus, i shat so much after eating chelsea
out,i gubber placemened on her chest.

by Fleter March 12, 2008

plamentis

a stupid word with no such meaning used by robert to hurt rachels feelings

"rachel is a plamentis"

by Bobby Joe Pinder January 16, 2008

pavement sample

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.

Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.

by jamison23 September 30, 2009

placentosis

Ailment caused by eating one's own or another's placenta.

I told Brad he might get placentosis if he ate that horse placenta.

by tbean July 9, 2010

Placentadia

A flavorful mexican dish comprised of a mixture of cheese and afterbirth cooked between two tortillas (usually flour).

These placentadias are runny and gross, just like mom used to make!

by TeejMonster July 2, 2011

Placenta Pacifier

When you are having vaginal intercourse with a woman who is currently pregnant and the fetus, which is still in the womb, begins to perform oral sex on your penis while deep in the vaginal canal.

Dis pregnant bitch just gave me the dirty placenta pacifier. I can tell that baby is gonna have some dick suckin lips.

by PATTYFATTYHD January 18, 2016

Planetentiary

the feeling you feel when you are in a world of billions of humans but feel completely alone.

I wonder if any one cares about what I'm living through or would care if I told them about it?

Clearly not because I'm all alone in this lonely planetentiary.

by P.CHOMP July 5, 2016