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90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex
To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”
by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023
mugGet the 90 second ping pongmug.
A few strange noises made by the mouth of a man with 11 toes.
It will go somewhere along the lines of Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh.
by teeny weeny sheeny February 15, 2025
mugGet the Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahhmug.

Ping and Pong

Slang for a guy's gonads/balls/scrotes
Woman: sniffs the air, detecting a foul odour: "EEEEEWWWWW! What's that stench?"
Her husband: "Sorry, babe. Hard day at work. It feels like I got a little ball cheese happening. I need to take a shower and go wash Ping and Pong"
by chrisssy226 April 27, 2024
mugGet the Ping and Pongmug.

Ping pong

(In the VR community): Humping a virtual body pillow with Danny DeVito printed on it.
Oh gee golly, my dad just walked in on me playing ping pong in VR
by Ayyyyyyymaol May 31, 2017
mugGet the Ping pongmug.

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