when you take one peruvian guardian and lay him butt naked on the ground dick facing towards the sun, and then take one peruvian slut 10 stories up in the air and have her jump off the tower butt naked trying to land her asshole completely on his penis. If she misses the dismount, the dick will snap in half due to the high velocity of the ass cheeks
Brazilian: Have you ever been to peru?
American: No but i want to because i wanna try the Peruvian Pecker Wrecker
American: No but i want to because i wanna try the Peruvian Pecker Wrecker
by SebastianJanakowski March 08, 2021
When having sex with a lady and she is on top, cowgirl style, you then grab her by the hair pull her down until she takes your position as horizontal and you swap with her to be vertical. She must have a verbal squeal of surprise to make it a true Peruvian seesaw.
by Scooch Taylor September 21, 2019
when somebody is “ran through,” just like how there have been six Presidents of Peru in five years, they’ve had many partners in a short time.
by Perseph December 08, 2022
by xzetaprobe March 02, 2017
When one does anal with a male/female with an anus covered in fecal matter and before one ejaculates they leave the condom in the anus and
Ejaculate inside the ear
Ejaculate inside the ear
by HarryHarrington November 21, 2020
Carl: Dude I can't believe you gave that girl a Peruvian Facelift last night
Ben: Yeah I mean she was into it until I had to rip ass
Ben: Yeah I mean she was into it until I had to rip ass
by chode_deep July 28, 2013
The act of defecating in the bank drive thru suction tube canister and sending it to the teller before they send your lollipop over.
First national bank hates it when I make my deposit of the north Peruvian nickel stack, it’s technically street legal and a legitimate transaction.
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022