bulimic queen who lied about being in a plane crash and is addicted to opioids and benzos. she's also an alcoholic
paula abdul's last hit was in 1991 and she tanked.
whitney houston: now one thing, paula abdul ain't shit. paula abdul ain't SHIT.
her mom: whitney... now why you say that?
whitney houston: mommy that girl is singing OFF-KEY ON THE RECORD.
her mom: yeah, but the people are buying it right?
whitney houston: cuz she got a ... s--... image. that we all know really ain't true.
whitney houston: now one thing, paula abdul ain't shit. paula abdul ain't SHIT.
her mom: whitney... now why you say that?
whitney houston: mommy that girl is singing OFF-KEY ON THE RECORD.
her mom: yeah, but the people are buying it right?
whitney houston: cuz she got a ... s--... image. that we all know really ain't true.
by syphilis queen June 22, 2023
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Get the Paulaed mug.Maria Paula is a name of a good person and ais always a kinded soul.
She can be rude person and annoying but she can help.
They are always going to hit you and make your day better.
You always need her, she is always make you do the work even though make they feel welcome to the world.
Maria Paula herself.
They are normally short.
She can be rude person and annoying but she can help.
They are always going to hit you and make your day better.
You always need her, she is always make you do the work even though make they feel welcome to the world.
Maria Paula herself.
They are normally short.
by anonymous February 9, 2023
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paula is so awesome
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