a ring a boy gets a girl as a way of saying he truly loves her and promises her a forever.
a ring before marriage until the couple is old enough
a ring before marriage until the couple is old enough
bob: i got my girl a promise ring and proposed in front of the whole school and made a promise speech while on one knee
dan: good for you my guy
dan: good for you my guy
by urmominmybeddd69 January 15, 2022

When you lay your dick across her stomach and shout or otherwise assertively state, "I will find your mouth."
by Sholomthra April 23, 2021

by mindfreak111 November 2, 2010

the manifestation of fervent enthusiasm and elevated expectations within an individual or group, which, regrettably, culminates in a sense of disillusionment and letdown when the anticipated outcomes or promises fail to materialize as expected. This emotional journey from elevated hope to the deflation of expectations can leave those involved feeling disheartened, as the initial excitement fosters an optimistic outlook that ultimately remains unfulfilled.
by Trey515 July 19, 2023

Obama lied when he said, If you like your health plan, you can keep your health plan.
Nah, man, he just made an incorrect promise.
Nah, man, he just made an incorrect promise.
by StrykerBandit February 13, 2017

Noun. A representation made, usually in advertising, that sounds impressive, but is effectively meaningless.
Based on the claim that all toothpaste ads make, i.e. 70% more effective (than brushing without toothpaste).
Based on the claim that all toothpaste ads make, i.e. 70% more effective (than brushing without toothpaste).
They said I could save hundreds of dollars per year on my car insurance, but that was compared to someone who never shops around, and has had the same policy for 10 years. It's always cheaper to switch to any other insurance company after a couple of years, so it was a total toothpaste promise.
by Werdenschmidt February 7, 2021

by BamBam777 April 30, 2023
