Popsicle Rodeo

When you mount someones back and stick a popsicle up their butt, then see how long you can hold on before they buck you off

My anus is still frozen from the popsicle rodeo. Jerry popsicled me for a full 8 seconds!

by Numb Bum Cowboy March 20, 2019

kawasaki popsicle

A recipe.

Step 1: make a sushi roll with doodoo

Step 2: Freeze it

Step 3: Enjoy

Ed: Hey Dave, I'm throwing a party later.

Dave: Sweet I know a kick-ass hors d'oeuvre called the Kawasaki Popsicle.

Ed: Sounds like a load of shit

Dave: Exactly.

by LimpGuerilla May 21, 2017

Chocolate Popsicle

Chocolate Popsicle is when a girl and a boy are having anal and the girl shits on his dick, then sucks it off.

"Man, that girl gave me one amazing Chocolate Popsicle last night."

by TheAlabamaHotPocketDonkeyPunch May 26, 2015

Popsicle Child

Popsicle child, (or popsicle baby) is a baby created from sperm that has previously been frozen for artificial insemination.

The lesbian couple down the street have a popsicle child.

by Thisisnotinstyle November 22, 2013

popsicle sandwich

when three or even four men fuck the same girl, in the same hole, at the same time.

Jimbo: yo' you hear about Sarah?
Bobert: no, what happened?

Jimbo: Johnny, Luke, and Harry all gave her a popsicle sandwich last night!

by Ding Dong FAt CoCk September 12, 2017

listerine popsicle

the term used in one of many insane clown posse's "yo mama" jokes.

Yo mamas breath smells so bad the ice cream man gave her a Listerine Popsicle mutha fackuu

by roflkarina August 21, 2009

Muddy Popsicle

You take your shaft and stick it into someone’s anus and get it to coat in the brown chocolate. Then you proceed to feed it to a person

I could really use a muddy Popsicle right now

by P@ttycak3 September 20, 2023