a few sandwiches short of a picnic

When someone forgets to pack all the sandwiches for a picnic. Doesn't that really piss you off.

Oh dear Giselle, I'm afraid that we are a few sandwiches short of a picnic, we will just have to manage on caviar and champange.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

ghetto picnic

buying ham, salad, cheese, rolls and parking up to eat using fingers as knifes and credit cards as filling spreader

im hungry lets have a ghetto picnic

nice day for a ghetto picnic

by mr_magic April 20, 2010

Québécois picnic

the act of tricking someone else into helping you move

"We thought we were going for lunch, but we ended up moving furniture out of some house. She really took us on a Québécois picnic!"

by askdjf August 22, 2008

Indoneisian Picnic Table

when two guys are having sex with a woman, one proceeding to stick it in the vag and the other the mouth holding her up with their penis's

dude we had such hardcore sex last night that we held her up....with our dicks

Yeah dude we indoneisian picnic tabled her alllll night

by 12younger November 20, 2009

Barnyard Picnic

An activity many interbred children on the farm take part in that involves the usage of barnyard animals and usually food condiments for the self satisfaction of the individual. Normally the animals do not enjoy it.

Hey benjermin, last night me and my sister/cousin doug had a barnyard picnic with 2 chikens, a pig, and our dog. It was GREAT!!!

by Pubic Dreadlocks April 19, 2009

Asian Picnic

You take a large and sturdy picnic basket and cut a hole in the bottom. Then you have a petite girl, in many cases an Asian, sit in the basket on your “pickle” in a “sweet” (vaginal intercourse) or “sour” (anal penetration) position. You then proceed to hang the basket from a ceiling fan by a rope. From here your just turn on the fan and enjoy as the “chef peels your cucumber”, in other words as the hoe oscillates on your dick. Whether the fan is on low, medium, or high depends on the size of your “salami”, or how “ripe her fruit” is.

yo I took that bitch on an Asian Picnic last night

by LDL & D.W. July 16, 2008

swiss picnic

a sex move that involves the male ejaculating on or around his own asshole (it takes some flexibility and quick reflexes) and then the woman proceeds to lick the jizz off his asshole.

"she was gonna just give me a regular ol' rimjob, but because it was my birthday i decided to nut early and take her out for a swiss picnic."

by screamin seagull July 26, 2009