Orientalism

A phenology that views Christianity and Islam as contraposed in a latent conflict requiring imminent resolution.

In contrast to meta-Zionism (messianism) which views Christianity and Judaism as contraposed in an Oedipal conflict.

Orientalism is most locally associated with the work of Bernard Lewis.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 9, 2019

oriental firetruck

A sex act in which a minimum of three Asian men, whilst fucking a white woman, must pull out, run around the woman two times, and reinsert their penises... This occurs every five minutes typically signaled by an alarm

Dude Chang, Kim Jong Il and Mao performed the Oriental Firetruck on Britany for like 2 hours...

by Vag Madge May 22, 2016

orientalism

The postulation that the global dialectic is a conflict between the far East and the Near East over who invented monotheism.

This would stand in contract to Occidentalism's dialectic of a conflict between Western "monotheism" and Eastern 'polytheism.'

Orientalism propounds that the dialectic of East vs. West can be correctly reduced to Iranicism vs. Arabism..

by flightfacilities February 18, 2022

Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.

Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.

by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023

Oriental

Buddha Head

Buddha Head is an Oriental.

by Realsville April 16, 2024

Oriental Orthodox

The only true form of Orthodoxy

"I'm Oriental Orthodox"

by OwenTheGreat January 10, 2024

Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025