The Oxford Valley mall

The local mall in Buck’s County. At one point it was nice, but has gone extremely downhill in recent years. If you go there today, you will be greeted by empty shelves, dirt, extremely shady looking stores, a stand which sells vapes (and most likely worse drugs), and literal human shit on the floor.

“Do you want to go the Oxford Valley Mall?”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”

by Lmaohi7 May 15, 2019

Stupid Oxford Jock

A kid in Oxford who sneaks into gym class, plays sports, and goes to the weight room. Normally they are annoying. Commonly they say “Aye u goin to the weight room?”

Oh my god that senior is such a Stupid Oxford Jock.

by fortnightninjaballz69 March 10, 2022

Baku Oxford School

Everyone has been waiting for this. At least the people who searched this up. Anyways. It is a nice, international school, but there is one avtaritet there. Zeyneb xala. Don't mess with her. Back to the point. Strange and cool teachers, bad teachers, everything a normal school should have eh? To anyone looking this up, make another definition, please. Who am I? My name starts on M.

(P.S. Zeyneb x Ismat 💕)

Baku Oxford School is a school. we need to spend six cruel hours of our life there

by Leaderyalexer June 8, 2022

Rosa oxford

A pathetic insecure excuse for a woman

Fat and ugly

Fakest thing since plastic
Can’t get her own man
Is obsessive to the core

Stalks any man who smiles at her

Dumbest person around

Can’t keep a friend or a man

Depressed about her own ugliness and black heart

Needs to do everyone a favour and slip next time she cuts herself

Is that your friend Rosa oxford?
No I hate her She is a pathetic insecure excuse for a woman I wish one of her suffering ex’s would actually do a good job of beating her and put us all out of our misery

by #badbitch#1 August 22, 2022

The Oxford Academy

A shitty school and they think they are better than they actually are. They cry if we don't have pencils but they can barely afford food to serve us. L school L Mr Ewen but the headteacher Miss Ward has BACK

Person 1: You go The Oxford Academy my lad?
Person 2: Oh yea Grant the PE Teacher always only talks to girls, What a nonce!

by dickNIGGA123 October 3, 2022

Autunm Oxford

awesome bbq dad and fun to beat up.

Autunm Oxford: *slaps*
Person 1: *slaps harder*
Autunm: meanie

by sal19 February 8, 2023

Lower Oxford

A nickname for Lake Orion, used by their northerly neighbor's in Oxford.

Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go somewhere to eat?"

Person 2: "Sure, but definitely not Lower Oxford."

by DesignedDino July 28, 2023