Nozzling

The act of being a douche nozzle.

Look at this guy nozzling, cutting in line like that.

Why are you nozzling like this?

by Max187 June 3, 2021

Douche Nozzle

Someone who constantly tries to show intelligence with random facts. They think the facts are true but they are wrong.

Fred said" Did you you know Fargo ND is the closest state to the equator north of the rockies" when he says things like that he's such a douche nozzle.

by Big Dryp December 12, 2023

Douche nozzle

Anyone that volunteers as an editor for urban dictionary and rejects definitions based on personal feelings or biases. Especially considering some of the incredibly offensive crap that they approve.

Those douche nozzles rejected my definition again!

by A song of Fife and Ice April 6, 2019

Douche Nozzle

Coined by MLR, someone who is at the leading edge of douchebaggery. Literally a person ahead of their time when it comes to being a total douchebag.

“Hey, you in the swan shirt...yeah you, you douche nozzle, yeah, stop being a creeper”

by Pedrito the Words February 16, 2020

Nozzle Fresh

The sensation of sublime cleanliness that follows a thorough washing of one's posterior using the bathroom water nozzle provided in some parts of the world.

I am nostalgic for those days in Doha when I would leave the lieu feeling 'nozzle fresh'.

by Ligua Frank-a November 13, 2013

dick nozzle

benjamin Christopher Oliver lawton is a huge dick nozzle

ben is a dick nozzle

by Lolardizzy April 10, 2023

Douche nozzle

Someone that is compensation for his Peter through doucheness

that Kevin guy is a real douche nozzle he must be compensating for something

by bmorr May 3, 2019