pork deer

Noun: a person that is strange, weird, or just out off place.. Most pork deer smell like a hot ham sandwich

Look at that pork deer over there she has no shoes on and buck tooth and smells like two day old goat meat.

by Mr.darby November 15, 2013

deer hacking

deer hacking is the sport in which one gets the proper gear (fishing line, spotlight, axe, and a backpack which is optional) and goes in the field and chases a deer with a spotlight above their head and hacks them up with an axe.

hey have you been deer hacking connor? connor: no i haven’t been this year.

by irippeditplumup December 25, 2021

running deer

When you tuck in your cock and balls where they come out the back the hop around

Jerry got naked and did the running deer at the party last night.

by The Balls Johnson June 3, 2016

dirty deer

It’s a deer with a really fat ass that is squishy like SpongeBob

Person1: Look at this deer it has a really ass

Person2: It’s definitely a dirty deer

by Dirty Leo November 28, 2021

shooting the deer

When a man masturbates inside of a John Deere tractor, ejaculating on the deer badge in the middle of the steering wheel.

'Have you seen Sam recently?'
'Yeah he's in the tractor shooting the deer.'

by BilboTheDildo March 20, 2022

Deer stacking

The name of the group participating in a lucky pierre. When one man is fucking someone of any gender while another man fucks him in the ass.

Deer stacking sure is fun, but man is my ass is sore.

by CumGuzzler420outof69 May 29, 2018

Battered Deer

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.

You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"

by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009