deer hacking is the sport in which one gets the proper gear (fishing line, spotlight, axe, and a backpack which is optional) and goes in the field and chases a deer with a spotlight above their head and hacks them up with an axe.
by irippeditplumup December 26, 2021
A group of make deeds use their hooves to jack off their furry dicks until they ejaculate hot animal cum on this one poor female bitch deers face but she enjoys it fully
by Deerlover69 April 09, 2016
Noun: a person that is strange, weird, or just out off place.. Most pork deer smell like a hot ham sandwich
Look at that pork deer over there she has no shoes on and buck tooth and smells like two day old goat meat.
by Mr.darby November 16, 2013
When you are banging the ex of a friend, as you do, and said friend walks in on you two going at it, with the intention of making things right with their ex, and as soon as they make eye contact with you, you freeze, wide-eyed.
Friend 1: Yeah, so I hooked up with Sarah last night, and we were having a good time, but Jack suddenly walked in on us.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: I totally sloppy deered, dude.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: I totally sloppy deered, dude.
by imitt12 October 14, 2016
by The Balls Johnson June 04, 2016
When a man masturbates inside of a John Deere tractor, ejaculating on the deer badge in the middle of the steering wheel.
by BilboTheDildo March 21, 2022
When a man gets back from hunting a twelve point buck and cuts the antlers off and shuves it up his wifes asshole to impale her and then stick his dick in her mouth while she is laying on a bed and its only done to where it looks like a retarted deer with antlers
by getsomebiches January 24, 2022