Norrine

The middle name of really hot, sexy chicks who happen to have parents that are too jacked up to use a normal middle name.

"Michelle Norrine! Get your ass in this house, NOW!"

by Michelle Norrine October 20, 2008

The Norris Table

Originated in the Winter of 2011, The Norris Table was a bench located in Illinois. After a hard night of fucking with Norris, the kids would go and "norris" at the Norris table. Unfortunately a couple of goons brought it to the local tracks where it was destroyed by the faggot ass chicago cops.

*After running from Norris*
Ian- Fuck yeah that was awesome fuck his baby
Tom- Where should we go now?
Ian- Fuckin where else? The Norris Table.

by beatgoon June 28, 2011

mw2 Chuck Norris of camping

When playing mw2 you camp so raw and dirty that it becomes impossible for you to lose.

Bedneezy-Jb45 is camping so sick.
Wedbetter-Bro he camps all the corners....at the same time.
Wienerbago-Hes like the mw2 chuck norris of camping.

by wedbetter May 2, 2010

Norris House

A dorm at milton academy, full of total badasses who combine class, and kickassery to beat the shit out of every other dorm at Milton, forbes in particular.

Forbes Douche: I wish I was in Norris, bro, so Ill pretend I really like forbes to throw people off

Wolcott Stoner: If I wasnt baked out of my mind, i probably would too.

Goodwin Outcast: If I was in Norris, i wouldnt have to walk ten minutes next to a graveyard every day to get to the real campus. but I wouldnt have to have butt buddies either!

day students: Norris House kicks ass.

by wsn37 July 16, 2011

Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris has never seen a punch coming. He has only seen men adjust their shoulder slightly before he roundhouse kicks them in their face.

Surprising Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, only slaughters.

Chuck Norris choose the last pope

Sharks don't bite people when Chuck Norris goes for a swim.

A Bear can smell a drop of blood 2 miles away. Chuck Norris can smell fear 5.

Norris made history in 1997 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master. In 2017 he will make history again when kicks everybodys ass... AT THE SAME TIME.

Chuck Norris doesn't carry atm cards, he only goes to registers and says CREDIT.

When Chuck Norris was born he gave the doctor a smack on the ass. The doctor still cry's till this day.

When Chuck Norris was a child he never asked WHY?

Chuck Norris didn't live through the cold war. He only put on and extra leather vest.

Chuck Norris is the only person that sees Shaq as a cute puppy.

Chuck Norris Facts are known to be true if this world were a utopia.

by C-los777 October 11, 2007

Norrising

The act of trying to imitate Chuck Norris, in either action or mannerism, and failing miserably.

That crazy fucker was Norrising again and hurt himself

by G-Radd November 3, 2008

Norrisness

Norrisness = The highest level of awesomeness that can be attaind by an individual; One bad ass mother fucker that can inflict pain with a simple glance.

Mess with me and you will feel the wrath of my Norrisness.
You can even see the Norrisness in that guys attitude!
I'm not gonna mess with that chicks Norrisness.
He was blinded by the Norrisness that is me.

by U can call me Chuck November 21, 2010