chainsaw lag

the point at which during a Gears Of War 1/2 game where you realise the connection is so bad you going to have to be the thing you hate, a CHAINSAW NOOB.

This is where your only real chance of heloing your team is by chainsawing oponents this helps because its more accurate and once you lock on baby it all rips loose.

oh for f*#% sake this game is so laggy its a chainsaw lag.

urgh stupid chainsaw noobs they are either complete f*#$ wads or they hav chainsaw lag.

chainsaw lag just ruins this game dude, theres nothing better than shot gunning. True but better still shotgunning those chainsaw noobs.

by the real elmarko April 29, 2009

Bella lagged

When a girl is being a real bitch and tires you out.

Holy fuck I’m so bella lagged right now.

by Master Bade July 4, 2019

lag speak

lag speak is when you are attempting to speak online through voice chat and your internet is extremely shit so those you are speaking to can barely understand you.

Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: Noonthhtinnigg muumchhc.
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 2: Whhwatta yooyuu taatlkklinnigg abbaouuott?
Person 1: Stop speaking lag speak. Your internet is shit.

by AsianOnEggrollPatrol September 24, 2017

class lag

the effects of lost sleep due to school starting before you can finish getting all of your sleep (usually on mondays)

hey u look tired

yea, i was at a party till four nd i had to wake up at six for school

hey! thats class lag

by mesoosleepy April 17, 2010

Lunch Lag

The sleepy feeling you get after a hefty lunch

That large chip cob was a mistake. Get me some caffeine before the Lunch Lag kicks in

by l00k November 3, 2007

Life Lag

When someone is just slow in all aspects of life.

Robbie, " Hey guys, I finally graduated high school."
Robbie suffers from a bad case of life lag.

by MasterFox November 18, 2010

Ninja Lag

The warping of time and space so that a real event happens after it theoretically should

an example of ninja lag, in anime is when swordsmen or ninja slash their swords at each other, sometimes they have time to put their sword back into the sheath and walk away before the other person is actually cut by the blade.

by Sweaty man in your 7th period September 15, 2009