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Nigel

nigel is a person with a huge cock and big balls
I wish i was like nigel maybe my girlfriend didn’t cheat on me then
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nigel online policeman

online Nigel who claims to drive a police car when in reality drives a wheelchair
Nigel online policeman crashes his wheelchair
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Nigel INCEL

An ugly online chatroom male who lies, fabricating being in a online relationship with an imaginary girlfriend. A fully paid up member of the Andrew Tate Army.
by Xyzboy June 7, 2025
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Nigel Driffield

Person 1: Do you wanna see my Nigel Driffield? ;)
Person 2: Nah I bet it's more of a James Driffield
Person 3: 暨 (I don't know what these people are saying)
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Nigel

To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.
A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).

Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel

The tight, long necked cunt.
by Mccraque December 14, 2018
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