Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.

"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.

by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024

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Donkey's Eyebrows

When number 77 is called in the game bingo, it is referred to as "Donkey's eyebrows"

All the sevens, donkey's eyebrows, seventy seven (77)

by Jay-double-you April 30, 2020

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eyebrow butt

The vertical line stinking up the surface between your eyebrows

Time to get some botox in my eyebrow butt

by sexy Jessi December 21, 2011

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Eyebrow repair

When a female is filling in/drawing on her eyebrows, and after both are finished, she comes to the realization that they aren't quite symmetrical; therefore resulting in having to undergo 'eyebrow repair' without harming adjacent makeup.

female #1: "Shit! I was drawing my eyebrows on, and they look totally different..."
female #2: "Thats okay girl, just do some eyebrow repair!"

by Miss.Sarah55 December 22, 2009

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