National suck a dick day

National suck a dick day falls on June 25th.
On this day anyone can suck your dick and you can suck anyone’s dicks. No questions asked.

Note: sucking a dick on national suck a dick day does not make you gay.

Person 1: hi, can I suck your dick?
Person 2: ew no go away.
Person 1: it’s national suck a dick day, it’s illegal to deny my request

Person 2: oh okay.

by This is Patrick June 25, 2019

National Grab Dick Day

On April 23rd, it’s national grab dick day
taken or not, prepare to have your dick grabbed!

“Just grab his dick! it’s national grab dick day!!”

by aaabbbbccccddddeeefffgggg April 19, 2019

National suck gabbbe' s dick day

Apr 13 any girl can suck gabbbes dick

Oh, it's April 13, I better suck gabbbes dick today because it's National suck gabbbe' s dick day

by Yung_love13 May 26, 2018

National suck dick day

On January 23rd its national suck dick day where anyone can suck anyone's dick

Hey babe its January 23rd... its national suck dick day

by Blahblahbluesheep January 22, 2020

National dick me down day

You have to dick down someone

Yo it’s national dick me down day.

by Dick me down please November 22, 2020

National Dick Pic Day

September 15th is National Dick Pic Day! Send your special someone an eyeful of your man candy. Don't be shy, let it all out.

It was September 15th, National Dick Pic Day, so I sent her a picture of my perfect, hard, throbbing DICK.

I'm so sad, I didn't get any dick pics on September 15th, National Dick Pic Day.

by Dark_Angel89 September 15, 2025

National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day fall on April 20th

Males may have their dicks sucked multiple times in one day Females may suck as many dicks as wished and CANT be judged on this day only .

Carlos: hey Sam ,I’m with my boys, want to suck our cocks?
Sam: i wish I could but I don’t want to be called a hoe .
Carlos : it’s National Suck Dick Day

Sam: oh yeah I forgot , I will be there soon .

by Helll yeahhh May 28, 2018