Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.
by TFAssassin November 25, 2020
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Musket

NOT a small cannon, you fucking cretin
"a musket is a small cannon"
"No, you fucking idiot"
by RightOpinion October 8, 2019
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The Musket Loader

When you shit in your partners mouth and stuff the shit down her throat with your dick.
Guy 1: Carson gave Jessie The Musket Loader last night.
Guy2: Nice bro
by Dic Handle January 9, 2020
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Indiana Musket Shot

This is where you fuck your partner in the ass deep. You have to nut. Proceeding said ejaculation you put a jet puffed XL marshmallow in the opening of your partners gape and push it in with your dick like loading a musket. You must stand then at the wall with your hand behind your back as your partner tries to shoot you in the mouth with the marshmallow.
Last night I got pink eye due to faulty aim during our Indiana Musket Shot.
by LongDonginHongKong August 18, 2025
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Ohioan Musket

Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket, one shits into a vagina, then shoved it down further with a dildo, or their own penis.
I saw a video of someone doing an Ohioan Musket.
by atom2865 March 30, 2025
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Tuna musket

When you pack chunk light tuna in the tip of a penis with a sounding rod to later be ejaculated as a means of entertainment
I'm gonna load up the tuna musket to surprise the wife tonight
by Kingcaveman1 July 24, 2025
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Beef Musket

Noun weiner...especially when erect typically used with reference to male dominance. (Plural) Beef Muskets
Tommy has been shooting his fuggin Beef Musket at whatever walks no wonder it burns and he has kids.
by MaddHatterz June 29, 2025
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