ur mum

a phrase used by someone who has no desent come back or is just a bit of a retard

A: what you doin tonight?

B: ur mum!

by Harry Woodcock January 18, 2008

Facebook Mum

When your mum gets a Facebook account and comments on everything you do.

Dave Says
'Yes, no exams means FREEDOM'
Dave's Mum Says:
'You can start on the chores then'
Dave's Mate:

'Dude, it hurts to have a Facebook Mum! Suck!'

by Salazard May 19, 2009

your mum

"your mum" is the ultimate answer

what's six times nine? your mum! (i always thought there was something fundimentally wrong with your mum)

by chuckyanutsup June 27, 2005

mum's the word

keep quiet about it (possibly from the sound one makes when trying to speak with closed lips, Attributed to William Shakespeare)

Remember, until further notice, mum's the word.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2010

Bayleys mum

The fittest prostitute that you will ever meet. Only likes black homosexual men

Omg, did you see Bayleys mum with Gary the black homosexual man?!!

by Chinnage March 27, 2022

your mum

gay

your mum, gay

by PTDS Guy September 30, 2019

Sickle mum

A persons mother who doesn't understand the definition of Angelina stfu , bffaesywneabbo is another definition for sickle mum .

She's such a sickle mum

by Sickle mum June 27, 2020