John Mulaney

A comedian that got his start as a writer on Saturday Night Live from 2008-2012 (Seasons 34-38). He has three stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, not including his broadway play “Oh, Hello” with college friend Nick Kroll and “The Sack Lunch Bunch,” his musical special with roughly fifteen kids and Jake Gyllenhaal. He is one of the best stand-up comedians in the country and has won various awards for his witty jokes.

Person 1: Have you ever watched “New In Town” on Netflix? It’s really funny.
Person 2: Of course! I love John Mulaney!

by the goddamn door July 25, 2021

malta

Malta is one of the worst countries in the world. It is full of catholic sluts and bitches. It is also known as the country with the most perversive priests & nuns, as there are many cases of nuns with sprite bottles shoved up their genitals at St.Lukes hospital.

jesus loves malta cos malta is the only country that gives him credit.

by baa baa black sheep have you any wool May 8, 2005

maltar

to get a girl drunk so u can do her, but only after moran banged her

he's planning to maltar her after prom

by iopklty May 8, 2005

Moltai

A moldy piece of bread

That is a moltai piece of bread, throw it away

by Yagurl69 November 2, 2017

Muhtada

The ultimate big black man with a monster 18 inch cock he is a famous jojo character with his popular stand called ZA TEZO it sucks every living creature in his ass and crushes them to death and gives him an orgasm at the same time that’s why he is a serial killer

Wow dad I want to be like muhtada when I grow up,

by Muhtada October 15, 2020

Mukta

Mukta is most fascinating, wonderful, amazing person you can ever met ,she is calm and down to earth .
Mukta is Confident and cheerful
Passionate about her work , reliable
And A person with a hobby for sleeping
A bold personalty with a kind and gentle heart god how can someone be this perfect !!!

Lucky to have a Mukta in my life

by H.owl February 24, 2022

Meltar

A nickname given to a kid named Michael by his extremly gay camp friends. Meltar is also known as Pop n Fresh.

Faggots, stop calling him Meltar. His name is Michael...MICHAEL!!!

by Cock Knocker December 29, 2004