ball mullet

Long hair hanging from a man's testicles.

I was in the locker room, and that dude had a ball mullet!

by Growing Up Geek May 4, 2008

California Mullet

Shoulder-length hair bleached to an extremely light blonde color due to frequent exposure to sunlight; often seen sported by males in the western surfing culture.

"California Kyle, your mullet drives me wild. Your house is full of tile. Crocodile."

"Hey Shane, why did you cut your California Mullet?"

"Dude, Kevin, that is one gnarly California Mullet you've got on you. Let's shred some surf bro."

by big in sheboigan April 29, 2005

ankle-mullet

i small tuft of hair on the back on one's leg, inadvertently missed when shaving.

"While sitting outdoors at Starbucks, having coffee with my friend Cathy, i thought a small bug had landed on the back of my leg. But no. it was just my ankle-mullet wafting in the morning breeze."

by druq October 24, 2012

emo mullet

Noun

A common hairstyle of an emo person, male or female - the hair is cut short and angled in the front, longer in the back, with lots of layers and rather shaggy. A variant is the reverse emo mullet (short in the back, long and angular in the front - Davey Havok of the band AFI sports one of these.)

Hair Stylist: How would you like your hair cut, Mayer?
Mayer: I was thinking of something like an "emo mullet."
Stylist: *raises eybrow*

by Mayer June 18, 2006

Seasoning the mullet

To pepper spray anyone with a mullet,

That hillbilly went nuts, cops came and you knew what was going to happen,, Seasoning the mullet

by Emobubbles December 23, 2008

Mullet Up

It's much more than just manning up, but it's manning up with your dignity on the line.

1: Hey, you finally mullet up and ask that girl to the dance?
2: Yeah. she said no and made fun of me the rest of the day.

by Drewstaster September 23, 2009

anti-mullet

The hairstyle that is the arch-enemy of the beloved mullet. It is short in the back, long on the sides, and with massive bangs in the front.

"Just a trim today?"
"No I think I'll do the anti-mullet."

by Bus_Nachos January 14, 2016