The Moffy

A guy who may or may not have connections with the entity known as "The Budda".
Wanted for war crimes and the excessive use of Johnny's.

"Who's that guy who uses too many condoms?"
"That's the Moffy..."

by Youlikemen October 5, 2024

Morning Mouf

When one of your furry friends wakes you up right before your alarm and ties you down to pluck your body hair and make a salad with it.

Yo bro whatch it Timmy's planning a morning mouf on you.

by XafklegendX April 18, 2024