Mormonitis

A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but acts like he/she is by not doing drugs, alcohol, or before-marriage sex. See Also Strait Edge.

A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.

Dave seems like he doesn't do drugs, drink, and is a virgin. Is he a mormon? No, my friend told me he's not, and that he's got mormonitis.

Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.

by Ilisten2Metal June 4, 2014

Mormon Go-Gurt

When a man ejaculates into a condom, which is then saved by his partner to be eaten later like a Go-Gurt.

"Gave my girl a Mormon Go-Gurt the other day." -/u/ChoosetheSword on reddit.

by Captain Moonman January 11, 2016

Moron

idiot

You're a moron

by @Dawesy01! May 22, 2016

Mormon syndrome

To blindly believe whatever retarded bullshit you are fed.

"Neil has a bad case of Mormon syndrome, what a fucking idiot"

by BigDealNeil October 19, 2016

Mormon Smash

To make out whilst fully clothed, sitting up, and keeping your hands above the shoulders.

Jack: Think Molly wants to bang?
Jason: The One with the "Jesus Christ" name tag? Nah man, but you could probably mormon smash. Wanna pass the blunt, friend?

by Danglin Billies June 16, 2018

mormon trampoline party

A party that involves Mormons and trampolines.

Sean's Mormon trampoline party was really fun.

Yes, those Mormons really know how to jump!

by ericstaunlich April 22, 2019

mordini

a Italian thick nigga that is related to the motha of all mafias they are the holy step bro of the, if you see or here a nigga with this last name you already fucked he gonna pu wit tha bambino/ capone niggas and there gonna shove fresh mozzarella up ya ass

HOLY SHIT ITS A MORDINI RUN NIGA RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

by words from god himself October 29, 2019