Mirror Jockey

A person who spends so much time looking in the mirror they may as well be riding (having sex) with it.

Loving yourself that much isn't right, how much time does he spend in the bathroom? He's a total mirror jockey!

by Sammi3004 November 28, 2012

done by mirrors

done in deceptive way

The work of the organization was often done by mirrors.

by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2012

Looking into the mirror

The act of taking copious ammonts of Cocaine

"So what have you done over the weekend?"

"A long weekend of looking into the mirror."

"Ah, a bit of soul searching was it?"

"Nah...Cocaine"

by Whopparberg November 21, 2021

white mirror

White mirror

White mirror

by Karenn23 January 20, 2021

Mirror melting

When it's so hot outside that the sun melts the mirror right off your car

Yeah Scott said today was a mirror melting day and that it was so hot today that the sun melted the mirror off the car

by Mirror Melter March 30, 2023

mirror-stepping

Noun: The process of almost walking into a person, then trying to get around them, only to have both parties end up moving in the same direction, blocking one another. Often occurs multiple times during an exchange.

Person 1: Hey what took you so long to get to class?
Person 2: I ended up mirror-stepping James. I went right first, but he went the same direction. It happened a few times. Finally I just stood still and let him walk by.
Person 1: I hate it when that happens.

by NFTYite1205(Kopetrope) March 15, 2010

mirror world

The U.K., Britain, England. It's a mirror world, it's all done topsy-turvy over there. (From Pattern Recognition, by William Gibson)

"Look, they drive on the opposite side of the road, they eat food I wouldn't lace a rat trap with, and Judge Dredd was a box office hit. I call it the Mirror World. What would you call it?"

by Bill4935 July 29, 2007