1. A small town in northern Oregon. Although not as high in baby-making junior-high kiddies as some of Milton-Freewater's neighboring towns, the only recreational activities (aside from the swimming pool, golf course, and being stared down by hideous frog statues around the town) to do there is to get pregnant/get someone pregnant really young or get high (i.e marijuana or meth)...
2. When most of the residences in "M-F" move out of the town and claim to never come back, most all of them move back to further breeding and using drugs (i.e marijuana and/or meth). Thus making this town a soul-sucking shit-hole.
2. When most of the residences in "M-F" move out of the town and claim to never come back, most all of them move back to further breeding and using drugs (i.e marijuana and/or meth). Thus making this town a soul-sucking shit-hole.
by Ambuga! July 7, 2008
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1) Leave it somwhere on the ground to explode like a volcano
2) Throw it hard at the ground to make it explode and propell it in a certain direction
3) (This is a dick move) lube up the top of the cap, approach someone from the rear,(willing or not, they could have lost a super bowl bet, came last place in the bracket group, lost a game of rock paper scissors or is just a bitch) shove it up their ass and retreat to a safe distance to watch.(WARNING, that shit is dangerous)
1) Leave it somwhere on the ground to explode like a volcano
2) Throw it hard at the ground to make it explode and propell it in a certain direction
3) (This is a dick move) lube up the top of the cap, approach someone from the rear,(willing or not, they could have lost a super bowl bet, came last place in the bracket group, lost a game of rock paper scissors or is just a bitch) shove it up their ass and retreat to a safe distance to watch.(WARNING, that shit is dangerous)
Jack: What are you guys doing?
Steve: This dumbshit thought the Patriots were gonna win the super bowl, now we get to give em' the diet coke and mentos bottle up the ass,
Jack: HA HA HA! Can I watch?
Steve: Of course
Steve: This dumbshit thought the Patriots were gonna win the super bowl, now we get to give em' the diet coke and mentos bottle up the ass,
Jack: HA HA HA! Can I watch?
Steve: Of course
by Jihad_Unit April 6, 2008
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A trusted 'teacher' or counselor, usually a more experienced person on the subjects of dirty intellectual foreplay and verbal intercourse; nasty and forbidden physical acts of desire, lust and hedonistic pleasure. The 'mentee' is completely safe within the space of one's most intimate and skilled lover.
My trusted mentor loves to titillate me with her words, tease me to full inhibition, guide me towards ecstasy, then, while shuddering, hold me like she has no other.
by Ms Evans October 27, 2008
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Friend 1: just thinking about how badass minato was.
Friend 2: we he was, shame he got clapped by fox mf
Friend 2: we he was, shame he got clapped by fox mf
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Hes scottish as fuck.......kinda
Hes scottish as fuck.......kinda
McIntosh nuff said
by minister of defense February 4, 2009
Get the McIntosh mug.A small town just South of Boston, which borders on Quincy, Dorchester, and Mattapan. As a “cut through” town from the city, Milton has little to offer. With some of the highest real estate taxes in the state, Milton decided to forgo the help of building a supermarket in town to lower taxes and instead built a third golf course. But really, who needs a supermarket when you can have Newcombs everyday? Known for its rich snobby attitude and elderly nosey residents, Milton youths have nothing better to do than drink. They will drink anywhere, usually the woods, the Q’s, the Dome, and the Crater. They will use ridiculous words like ytrap, knird, and zoob to throw off the adults as to what they are doing, even though their parents used backwards talk when they went to Milton High. Milton will beat Braintree ever year in football, and there will always be an Eastside and a Westside.
Teen: "Milton is so boring, there is nothing to do! Hey can you get your brother to get us some reebs so we can go to the emod and knird tonight?"
by Ytrap September 21, 2008
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by Mitchieboi April 13, 2010
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