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metrosexual 

A disgraceful excuse for a male. Someone who has nothing better to do with their life, than worry about their image. Often spends more time in the bathroom fixing themselves up than their girlfriend.
normal guy: hey wanna go out to the pub and watch the footy
metrosexual: nah id rather have a facial and watch the bold and the beautiful
metrosexual by Thrill Addiction August 23, 2007
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Metrosexual 

The politicly correct term for "Pussy-bitch"
"James is such a metrosexual."
Metrosexual by A. Starless Midknyte December 28, 2005

metrosexual 

1. a male-sounding word for "girly"
2. a man who despite being heterosexual, acts like a gay
3. a man who has all the features of a homosexual except that he doesn't like other men
4. a man who has forgotten how wonderful it is not to have to spend hours in front of the mirror, use 20 different hair products, go to a salon, and any other girly habit
Confused girl: I'd like to date a metrosexual
Old-school guy: Why? Are you tired of real men?
metrosexual by Alfredo1982 November 4, 2006

metrosexual 

a hetrosexual man who is well groomed and dressed nice.
a hetrosexual man who is well groomed and dresses nice.
metrosexual by robert garcia May 22, 2005

Metrosexual 

1. A straight man who primps and beautifies more than a woman, i.e. eyebrows being plucked, waxing, getting highlights. Is not gay

2. Ryan Seacrest
1. Friend 1: Have you seen Ryan? I think he got his eyebrows done

Friend 2: Wow, he's such a metrosexual

2.Ryan Seacrest is a metrosexual
Metrosexual by XXxLuvMexXX October 9, 2009

metrosexual 

tricky term for a guy who's actually straight, but everyone thinks he's gay 'cause he's so in touch with his feminine side.
Mik's definitely metro. I mean, he wears girl's hotpants!
Droo won't admit he's metro cuz he thinks it means he's homo, but obviously from the above definition, i'm not saying he's gay!
metrosexual by typh July 17, 2003

metrosexual 

fruity, flamboyant, a man with unusually girly style but is interested in girls.
guy 1: Is that guy over there skipping?
guy 2: yes
guy 1: is he gay?
guy 2: nah man, he's just metrosexual
metrosexual by luvergal268 June 30, 2011