golden mermaid

It's the fish that always gets away. it's a bit of folklore. it's the biggest fish you've ever caught or the biggest one that always gets away. a fish story . You finally caught the golden mermaids. somewhat like the story of Moby Dick. Or Loch Ness old Nessie.

I went fishing with my best friend Ben and he almost caught HIS golden mermaid.

by seahawk seth March 11, 2015

Mermaid tits

Tits that are blue and sparkley - this can be decoration on a top or can be acheieved through being very cold (and therefore with a blue tinge to the skin) and covered in body glitter.

'Wow nice top - it is blue and sparkley! You have mermaid tits.'

by Bad pam March 6, 2009

Mermaid Cigarette

Another word for a marijuana cigarette or a joint. Mermaids live underwater, but you must use fire to light any type of cigarette, the effects of marijuana can often lead to someone feeling like a mermaid who needs fire.

"Yo, Pass the mermaid cigarette dude."
"Time to roll a mermaid cigarette!"
"Meet me after work for a mermaid cigarette."

by Starboyjuice October 19, 2012

going mermaid

An adult woman with no hair below the navel (because it's been shaved).

Amy only goes down on girls who are going mermaid.

by Bonni Raine December 17, 2006

little mermaid

A horrible movie produced by what can only be described as a plauge of the Earth, yes, Disney.

Note: Upon further inspection of the original cover, a tower of the castle is shaped like a penis.

"I just saw The Little Mermaid!"
"You FAG!" *Kills first person*

by InJecTeD_MeTaL October 29, 2005

Surf Mermaid

a mix between a surfer and a mermaid!an experiment gone wrong!

Diane Drews

by ANONYMOUS (DD RH) February 22, 2003

Naked Mermaid Stance

Striking a pose while lying down on your side

Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!

by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010