Mercury

A tall, skinny battyman that bun nuff spliff and walks through the hills of Jamaica conducting vile acts of bestiality.
Bro! Why did you fuck that dog!? Don’t be like that bredda Mercury.
by OneOfHisVictims November 12, 2019
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Mercury

Mercury is a very allegiant, well organized and a very handsome looking man.Many would view this good looking young man as very talented and as self proclaimed leader.He also has a magnetic force so great that it attracts beautiful women but his relationships are not the best at all.his also the man to get the job done when it comes to women.
1. Hey do you know Mercury? He's such an

extraordinary person.

2 Omg I want to be just like Mercury his so breath taking
by Jack lorant November 21, 2021
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Mercury

Mercury is someone who you think is just a normal weeb, who is a bit quiet, loves Genshin Impact, and Honkai: Star Rail. However when you get to know them more, you find out she's actually really relatable along with really really hot! So much, that you will want to have seggs on the minion bed at Universal Studios in Orlando. Mercury is amazing, and they have an amazing personality as well, just don't forget they are also a Witch!
"Hey you seem them over there" *points to Mercury* "That's my bb Mercury, and we're gonna have seggs on the Minion bed tonight!" - Phoenix
by phoenixfiress August 4, 2023
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Mercury

Mercury is a person who’s really cool and although they’ve gone through a lot of pain, they make sure to be there for their friends with a smile
Hey are you Mercury, you’re honestly so nice
by OopGoodOmens April 6, 2021
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