“Oof” she snorts, Melvin is known as Mel b, Kyles twin, One oF neils daughters , or Melissa.Shes a rusty door knob and and smells a bit spoony she is a baby girl that I have to ShH 👀
by KyleShrekspickle May 8, 2019
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by YungHandlejuice May 11, 2019
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by Rxdxy December 30, 2017
Get the MELVIN MEE mug.When a person playing poker decides to play cards that they should have folded all they way to the river and catches a "miracle card" to win the hand.
Person 1: Man, no matter what the bet Gary never folds his losing hands.
Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...
Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...
by 18cent June 12, 2017
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