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Roll the Meatball

Verb. meatball rolled, roll~ing the meatball

1. A psychological trope used by all men since the Neanderthal (mostly unknown to women), as seen in the 50's Disney movie "Lady and the Tramp."

To forgo ones manly rights and appear submissive so that your "bitch" bends over and takes it from the "alpha dog" that you are.
Anthony: "I effed up, Shaniqua asked me if she looked butters in that dress... I had to be honest! shit looked like a lion mauled a lampshade! We ent had sex for weeks!"

Rob: "Shit man, why didn't you just roll the meatball and save yourself the blue balls?"
by Darkwun November 24, 2011
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meatball chu

the new chinglish slang used to describe fat people who are just.......fat. And at most times with the implied meaning of being stupid as well. "Chu" is the chinese word for "Pig"; hence the common attributes from a pig (i.e. fat and dumb) goes from there.
Oh look there he is! He is such a meatball chu.
by Esioda April 29, 2009
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Swedish Meatball

A variation of the "dutch oven" originating in Alabama. Where the said person drops a poo pellet in bed, then mercilessly holds their victim under the covers.
I Haven't seen Sarah since I gave her that swedish meatball.
by CoachOGjimmyjohnson December 20, 2021
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Cold meatball

Someone that is a straight clown / bozoe
Yo that dude Paul is a cold meatball
by Goose716 December 19, 2016
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Chocolate Meatballs

The process of dipping one's ballsack into a dirty backside, before proceeding to place that same ballsack into the recipient's mouth.
My girlfriend didn't wipe properly last night so I took the opportunity to give her my chocolate meatballs for dinner.
by Choccieboi January 6, 2023
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Perth MeatBall

A delicacy formed after shaving your pubic hairs in the shower and allowing them to pile up in the corner and form a meat ball shaped cluster. The newly formed meat ball should be collected when wet and placed in your significant other's mouth. The Perth Meat Ball should only be used when the act of greasing the weasel is in progress.
Jim; i gave Steph my "Perth MeatBall" last night.
Tom; wow thats pretty fucked up dude.
Jim; i know, Im not well.
by Gayretard201488 July 19, 2018
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Cajun Meatballs

Did you just fart on my balls? Oh well, i love cajun meatballs!
by OptimusPrimeRib September 29, 2012
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