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Macauley edbert

A nice guy is pretty short and is a cutie
Steven: your cute @Macauley edbert
Lee: i hate u
by Wenochainosama August 28, 2022
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Mach Jesus

Someone Travelling so fast, that colliding with one small object will be fatal.
Tom Cruise was going Mach Jesus to avoid being late for the shoot.
by AlphaJPM September 15, 2022
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Mach 5 Giga Karen

A Mach 5 Giga Karen is the highest known level of Karen. They're the Karens that will go far out of their way to destroy people that have nothing to do with them. These are not stupid Karens they have been doing this for years that's why they're always older and have a track record of nothing but bloodshed.

They're truly awful people that usually die alone, not even their kids speak to them. Get ready as more Mach 5 Giga Karens will rise in future. You've been warned.
Boss: Hey how has your first month been at the company?

Guy: It's been good.

Boss: Good, it's just that you've received a few complaints about your attitude and competency.

Guy: Really? From who?

Boss: I can't say but we've received a lot of complaints from this person and they're a trusted member of staff. If this keeps happening we're going to have to speak about your position in this company.

*Later on

Wife: How was work?

Guy: Not good I was reported by a Mach 5 Giga Karen, she's trying to get me fired already and I've only been there a month. I think it's because I looked at her the wrong way 2 weeks ago.
by Race relations May 17, 2023
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Fapier mache

Small confetti-like strips of toilet tissue that get perma-caked on to one's johnson after ejaculating into a bit of bog roll.
"I'm just going to clean last week's fapier mache off the old beef bazooka....*grabs acetone and ice pick*....and may be gone some time".

- Captain Lawrence Edward Grace ("Titus") Oates (17 March 1880 – 16 March 1912).
by Lardon_with_a_Hardon November 21, 2011
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Nate Macauley

Nate Macauley is the sexiest man alive
Yes…… he may be a book character but I don’t care ❤️
I will waiting at the church for you Nate bby xx

Yes I do have a problem, thank you and goodnight
Person 1: wait what are you reading

Person 2: one of us is lying

Person 1: oh yeah, who is your favourite character

Person 2: Nate Macauley, that boy can do whatever he wants to me!!
Person 1: it’s time for you to go to therapy
by Mrs. Perfectly Not Fine July 29, 2021
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Den Johannes machen

Den Johannes machen bedeutet eine absolut dumme Frage zu stellen, die vor ein paar Sekunden beantworte wurde. Wenn jemand den Johannes macht ist es absolut erlaubt ihn laut auszulachen. Der Johannes merkt oft nicht was er grade gemacht hat und muss deshalb unbedingt aufgeklärt werden.
Lehrer: Die Hausaufgaben sind zu morgen!
Johannes: Was haben wir jetzt auf?
Alle: Mach doch nicht den Johannes!

Den Johannes machen: dumme Fragen stellen
by Soso2000sososo November 6, 2018
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den Sep machen

When someone uses kitchenknives in an most unsafe way, always in danger of hurting him- or herself
So wie er das Messer benutzt, wird er hoffentlich nicht den Sep machen
by Benny8Westside September 20, 2020
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