ball mullet

Long hair hanging from a man's testicles.

I was in the locker room, and that dude had a ball mullet!

by Growing Up Geek May 4, 2008

California Mullet

Shoulder-length hair bleached to an extremely light blonde color due to frequent exposure to sunlight; often seen sported by males in the western surfing culture.

"California Kyle, your mullet drives me wild. Your house is full of tile. Crocodile."

"Hey Shane, why did you cut your California Mullet?"

"Dude, Kevin, that is one gnarly California Mullet you've got on you. Let's shred some surf bro."

by big in sheboigan April 29, 2005

ankle-mullet

i small tuft of hair on the back on one's leg, inadvertently missed when shaving.

"While sitting outdoors at Starbucks, having coffee with my friend Cathy, i thought a small bug had landed on the back of my leg. But no. it was just my ankle-mullet wafting in the morning breeze."

by druq October 24, 2012

emo mullet

Noun

A common hairstyle of an emo person, male or female - the hair is cut short and angled in the front, longer in the back, with lots of layers and rather shaggy. A variant is the reverse emo mullet (short in the back, long and angular in the front - Davey Havok of the band AFI sports one of these.)

Hair Stylist: How would you like your hair cut, Mayer?
Mayer: I was thinking of something like an "emo mullet."
Stylist: *raises eybrow*

by Mayer June 18, 2006

Snatch Mullet

Like the original "mullet" business in the front, party in the back design. The snatch mullet consists of abnormally long pubic hair at the lowest portion of the vagina, beside the lips, flowing back to the anus, with a teased, short perm around the clitorous.

I was gonna go down on Linda, but pillow pants jumped out of her snatch mullet!

by fubar1234567 January 26, 2011

turd mullet

When someone passes out, you might take a fat poo then rub some all over the back of their neck, thus giving them a turd mullet.

Zach woke up smelling rank after Pete gave him a turd mullet.

by Turler August 3, 2018

Nerd Mullet

A tech savy, high scoring, gaming individual who sports the classic Mullet style hairdo ie: Business in the front, Party in the back. But in this case: Geek in the front, Gamer in the back.

Tweedle Dee: Dude! You got your ass handed to you by that geek last night in World of Warcraft!
Tweedle Dum: Yeah, I should have been more careful man. I saw he was sporting the Nerd Mullet!

by Jaysjob April 16, 2010