stale steam library

When somebody has a steam library full of games that they have maxed out/don't play

Steve has maxed out all of his games aka a "stale steam library"

by Jplays44 March 4, 2018

memorial library

A Memorial Library could be viewed as a library established to remind people of the works of a person in form of archival documents, e.g. texts, books, paper both published and unpublished and other items or materials at the demise of a person in his honor.

You can find the Late Professor Ayodele Tella's work on homeopathy in his Memorial Library

by T'LA April 17, 2016

Library perve

Is usually a male with glasses of Caucasian decent that makes use of libraries to talk to attractive women. He descises himself as a student and tends to sit in front of heavy literature such as quantum mechanics or medicine books in order to seem more intelligent. Other then approaching women in clubs or bars, the library perve systemically “hunts“ in the setting of knowledge. Possibly universities, book reading sessions or chess clubs. He is often illeterate, but possesses a dangerously elevated libido. The “Library Perve” is not to be confused with the classical and more common “Library creep.”

Sarah: “Today a guy approached me in the library and asked if I wanted to go for a coffee. His name was Sebastian”

Lisa: “be careful! he also approached me yesterday and two of my
friends the day before! He is a library perve!”

Monica: “Today I saw a guy who was checking out every girl‘s ass walking by! He was on the same page of his medicine book for three hours!“

Catherine: “That must of been a library perve!“

by Luigi Figo January 19, 2018

fucking library

Where fucking paintballers have quiet orgies.

I'm laughing so hard in the fucking library.

by TheStapler69 February 6, 2018

Library

How do you not know what a library you are in a library for words. There is books in a library. A quite place to study (allot of students go their)

-you-Hey whant to go to the library to study ( who ever)
-who ever- ok man lets go and not be total bitches there

by Snowyowl2360 February 13, 2018

Library Googly Eyes

After hours and hours of reading from a textbook, with teeny tiny textbook text, your vision becomes blurry and one of your eyeballs keeps crossing and you can't stop it.

Signs of library googly eyes:

1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."

by K-E-dollar$ign-HA May 3, 2012

Library Basement

The first floor of the law school at the University of Denver. However, because the entrance to the library is on the second floor, the 1st floor of the library is the "basement." a.k.a. the silent level.

1: You studying at home today?
2: No, lawbrary, silent level.
1: Ahhh, the library basement?

by XcvX16 December 4, 2011