Librarian: "Hey whisper or shut up thisisa library people are trying to study, don't make me tell you twice!" Studentsays toother student. "Wow Mrs. B is one hard ass library nazi!"
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Get the Library Nazi mug.After hours and hours of reading from a textbook, with teeny tiny textbook text, your vision becomes blurry and one of your eyeballs keeps crossing and you can't stop it.
Signs of library googly eyes:
1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."
1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."
by K-E-dollar$ign-HA May 3, 2012
Get the Library Googly Eyes mug.the best game in roblox. ROLAND from library of ruina appears and the story is very depressing. CHA MAGANERA! WE MUST HUNT THAT PALLID WHALE!
person 1: escape roland from library of ruina obby is so goat
person 2: no it isnt its a slop game
person 2: dies a horrible death
person 2: no it isnt its a slop game
person 2: dies a horrible death
by Yan Vismok January 11, 2025
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Get the library wifi mug.A sociable organization that's an awesome place to volunteer and make friends while getting the best deals on books. Common misconceptions of being mean, conniving, rude and extremely well-read (this part is true and makes them dangerous).
Friend 1: Let's contribute to society and volunteer for Friends of Serra Mesa Library
Friend 2: Can I just support by buying their books and throwing money at them?
Friend 1: Yes.
Friend 2: Can I just support by buying their books and throwing money at them?
Friend 1: Yes.
by SMFOL November 23, 2021
Get the Friends of Serra Mesa Library mug.Is usually a male with glasses of Caucasian decent that makes use of libraries to talk to attractive women. He descises himself as a student and tends to sit in front of heavy literature such as quantum mechanics or medicine books in order to seem more intelligent. Other then approaching women in clubs or bars, the library perve systemically “hunts“ in the setting of knowledge. Possibly universities, book reading sessions or chess clubs. He is often illeterate, but possesses a dangerously elevated libido. The “Library Perve” is not to be confused with the classical and more common “Library creep.”
Sarah: “Today a guy approached me in the library and asked if I wanted to go for a coffee. His name was Sebastian”
Lisa: “be careful! he also approached me yesterday and two of my
friends the day before! He is a library perve!”
Monica: “Today I saw a guy who was checking out every girl‘s ass walking by! He was on the same page of his medicine book for three hours!“
Catherine: “That must of been a library perve!“
Lisa: “be careful! he also approached me yesterday and two of my
friends the day before! He is a library perve!”
Monica: “Today I saw a guy who was checking out every girl‘s ass walking by! He was on the same page of his medicine book for three hours!“
Catherine: “That must of been a library perve!“
by Luigi Figo January 19, 2018
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