lazy potato

someone who has no life and sits on the couch and looks resembles a potato

person one:"wow is that a potato!"
person two:"no its just jim he hasn't gone outside in a month"
jim:"hey do you two mind handing me the chips over there i would but its to far"
jim's mom:"YOUR 22 GO GET A LIFE JIM! AND STOP BEING A LAZY POTATO"

by da cancer of life January 26, 2018

lazy alligator

what happenes when the turd is so big it bobs up and down.

Dude, you should see the lazy alligator i just put in the toilet.

by aballfro March 9, 2011

Lazy Larry

The opposite of a powerbottom. This guy just sits on top and lets the powerbottom do all the work.

Man, Jorge sure was a Lazy Larry last night. He didn't even break a sweat.

by Analymous Hawdawg September 2, 2009

lazy dog

When you are having sexual intercourse doggy style and you push the girl down so she is lying flat on her stomach and you continue to have intercourse. (a variation of doggy style)

I blew out my girl doggy style and wanted to tighten that up so I pushed her down and proceeded in the lazy dog position.

by Joshua MB December 30, 2005

Lazy as fuck

That's you, you worthless bastard. A person who is so lazy he needs someone to send LMGTFY for LMGTFY.

You are lazy as fuck; you would die in starvation if food stops falling to your mouth.

by cruello March 6, 2018

Lazy Donkey

A donkey punch thats suitable for the workplace. One would give it to an unsuspecting hot co-worker. Enough of a graze that excites you, but gentle enough so that she doesnt really know your motives.

"Eric just told me that he got a semi from giving that slammin new receptionist a Lazy Donkey as he walked by her."

by Clark W. G March 27, 2008

Lazy jaw

When a girl is sucking dick and doesn't open her mouth wide enough causing the teeth to grind the dick.

This gi had the worst lazy jaw, ruined my night.

by Thag January 3, 2015