slightly late

It's something a friend says when he knows he will be extremely late for something, but wants you to believe that he will just be five minutes late.

You: See you at 8p.m.!

Friend: OK, I might be slightly late but don't worry it will be just a few minutes.

You: It's 9p.m. where the f**k are you?

by ErCoCCo August 22, 2020

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late game

The act of getting a harnessed 0/0 Dart Monkey

lets go epic late game with the 0/0 darm monkey

by 0/0 dart monkey March 4, 2017

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factually late

When the use of a 'fun fact' backfires, as the receiver of said fun fact considers the information to be common knowledge. A play on the phrase 'fashionably late.'

Girl: "My boyfriend always falls asleep after sex, it's so annoying!"
Girl 2: "You know, there's a chemical reaction in mens' brains that causes them to be sleepy after an orgasm? Fun fact!"
Girl: "...Yeah, you're factually late, I've heard that about a million times. It doesn't change that it's annoying."

by Not without dups August 16, 2010

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Late Riser

Late Rise is someone who wakes up from bed really late
But mainly is someone who doesn’t get hard right away as the normal person should

“Brenna why is your bf such a late riser”
Mom:”Why are you being such a late riser this afternoon”

by Ohye1381 November 11, 2021

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Late for a Meeting

Something you say when you don't want to stop to talk to that annoying person in the office who never stops talking about things you aren't interested in.

Joe: "Hey Marla, how are you this morning"?

Marla: "Great Joe! Sorry can't talk now..I'm Late for a Meeting".

by Britini girls January 23, 2013

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