Michael Lang

A Michael Lang is usually a person who enjoys eating ass and doing dumb stunts. A Michael Lang also enjoys having sex anywhere he can, usually somewhere crazy and unheard of like the kicthen counter. He also likes to brag about how large his penis is and shows it off to everyone by sending them videos of his weener

Guy1. Hey did you see michael lang last night?
Guy2. Yea i heard he has a big dick
Guy1. Nah homie you trippin he uses photoshop

by purplenurple420 February 4, 2019

The Lang

Getting “The Lang” is to receive a crushing body slam or ass whooping.

I was acting like a little bitch so this big guy gave me The Lang me onto the pavement.

by PlacidoRules October 28, 2021

Brandon Lang

Brandon Lang is an American war fighter. Brandon was raised in Tampa after being adopted at a young age by a Neurosurgeon and a Pediatrician. In September of 2001 Brandon was in NYC on a school trip when he and his classmates witnessed the worst day in American history, 9/11. After losing a couple classmates and seeing the horror of that day Brandon decided that he wanted to serve his country. So in 2002 Brandon joined the United States Army as a combat medic. Brandon served his country for 18 years as a Special Forces Operator. Did 2 tours in Iraq and 2 tours in Afghanistan along with over 300 combat missions including hostage rescues, special recon, and counter terrorism operations as a JSOC (Joint Special Operations Command). Brandon medically retired from the Army in February of 2020 after breaking his back, both knees, and other bones. He is truly an American hero.

Brandon Lang is an American hero

by The Bible teacher September 22, 2020

Trip Lang

Trip Lang (English: Just For Fun) is a song by Filipino rapper and songwriter Shehyee from his 2013 eponymous album, and his first released single from the album. The song features Filipina actress and entertainer Sam Pinto singing the hook. It was released on 23 April 2013. The track was on a massive success locally in the Philippines hitting number one on several charts in the country. It was released on iTunes in April 2013.1

Trip Lang was a good song

by Taeman June 5, 2024

Ling Lang

A huge asian Penis that is fully HARD.

I can see ling lang

by SammyDiasinos January 31, 2021

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Lang

A person of unnatural height and gangly in stature

Where's Ed at the posh, lang, cunt?

by ABC13456 February 23, 2014