Lachlan

An absolute cockhead who sucks dick for a living

That lachlan kid is a cockhead

by Auzziejbs March 12, 2020

Lachlan

A complete unfunny guy that no one likes even though his friends keep on adding him to random group chats and care about him even though he's a faggot

Lachlan: We all grow when things get hard

by Lachlan isn't a good friend March 14, 2020

Lachlan

Gay. Obsessed with Pickle Rick

Lachlan isn't straight

by The Truth 1503 May 17, 2020

Lachlan

An idiot who puts C4 on your chair and thinks its funny

Did you see that dude who put C4 on your chair? He was such a Lachlan!

by plznokillIamonly9yo September 16, 2020

Lachlan

Lachlan is normally a guy who loves cats, especially ragdoll cats with green eyes. He has tiktok music taste, even though he listens to awesome artists such as Brent Faiyaz, The Weeknd, Shilo Dynasty, and Frank Ocean. Lachlans may describe themselves as amazing, talented, smart, helpful, funny yet stupid, but overall a great person. He calls other people "fake friends", although they've only talked for 13 days. He also plays video games like Roblox, Valorant, and he used to play Fortnite and owns Fortnite merch from his Fortnite days. It's likely that Lachlans usually only play one sport, namely volleyball.

Have you ever met Lachlan?
Yeah he called me a fake friend even though we've only talked for 13 days 💀
oh wow he's pulling a Lachlan

by k14rvk4 March 7, 2023

Lachlan

Resting bitch face but a dude. Has no spidey-senses. Frequently spills pink milk on himself.

Lachlan is too tough for blankies.

by Moody_shark February 22, 2023

Lachlan sugmad

Lachland sugugmund

Lachlan sugmad is It likes big booty and sucks at dbfz also he lost to my vegito lmao

“Lachlan sphincter is trash 4”

by Notnapoleon November 5, 2023