by CassiopeiaBaB September 10, 2022

Caminsky's Law states that once a B-tier simp gets broken up with he must date the next girl he meets
"Why is Spencer dating that random girl? Claire broke up with him yesterday."
"Oh you know, Caminsky's Law so he had to date her right away."
"Oh you know, Caminsky's Law so he had to date her right away."
by basil adder May 16, 2021

A declaration that social customs and unwritten rules are about to be ignored.
In other words, there is no law in the jungle. The biggest most vicious tiger gets to be the alpha male, eat all the meat, and have the most sex. So, this means declaring jungle law is simply declaring anarchy and doing what you want. It's an excuse to be an asshole.
In other words, there is no law in the jungle. The biggest most vicious tiger gets to be the alpha male, eat all the meat, and have the most sex. So, this means declaring jungle law is simply declaring anarchy and doing what you want. It's an excuse to be an asshole.
Claire: "What the hell are you doing? I called shotgun."
John: "Well, I'm declaring jungle law and taking it. Suck it."
John: "Well, I'm declaring jungle law and taking it. Suck it."
by itsmekellyc July 30, 2011

Riley’s Law is an internet law coined by Riley Quinn of the TrashFuture podcast. It states that, "Once you post transphobia, you never post normally again."
This is in reference to a number of high-profile public figures who have entered into a downward spiral of accepting far-right conspiracy theories after publicly engaging in transphobia, such as Rita Panahi, Tulsi Gabbard, and Graham Lineham.
This is in reference to a number of high-profile public figures who have entered into a downward spiral of accepting far-right conspiracy theories after publicly engaging in transphobia, such as Rita Panahi, Tulsi Gabbard, and Graham Lineham.
by EvysTruth March 27, 2023

a horrible beast. Strangly enough the letters in 'mother in law' can e re-arranged to spel 'Woman Hitler'. its true try it urself
mother-in-law----> woman hitler
by J. Stalin November 8, 2007

In any internet post about terrible restaurant customer behavior, no matter how terrible the behavior in question, someone will show up to try to justify that behavior.
That commenter who defended the guy who threw a plate at his server is a great example of Pinkham's Law.
by ColinP June 20, 2016

The likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or romantic activities with members of the same sex is directly proportional to the frequency and volume of said person's vocalized objections to homosexuality.
by maxiplatypus March 5, 2010
