(Ko-ah-may) That guy who everyone knows but doesn't remember. Always seems to show up at the best time to solve a problem or puzzle.
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Despite looking like an AI-generated gangster rat, he is revered as the wealthiest and most successful export of Kosamba. His mere existence is proof that even the most chhapri soil can produce a billionaire in the making.
Despite looking like an AI-generated gangster rat, he is revered as the wealthiest and most successful export of Kosamba. His mere existence is proof that even the most chhapri soil can produce a billionaire in the making.
Bro, he just pulled up in a BMW wearing knockoff Jordans and blasting Indian mawali rap—absolute Kosamba King behavior.
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Dude when I got drink last night I Kurt Kobained myself. It was awful
Kurt Kobaining - Blowing ones own load on their own face.
Kurt Kobaining - Blowing ones own load on their own face.
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When I walked into the convention and saw Hideaki Kobayashi in his schoolgirl's sailor uniform, I knew I was in for a fun day—no one rocks that look like he does!
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