Backwoods Keg Party

A party, which usually takes place in the woods on a large hill. It's a hell of a party, but at least one dumbass gets seriously injured.

Me: I wanna fuck this keg cause it's made of metal..

Sam: Did you just say that??

Me: People let me tell you bout my new best friend Barnaby Jones! -falls off the hill and gets fucked up-

Sam: It's official.. this is a backwoods keg party..

by That_Toast_Swag November 22, 2011

balkan powder keg

When your fucking a girl in the mouth and you stick your hand all the way their ass and beat yourself off by impaling her

I just gave my girlfriend a balkan powder keg and she died.

by awill28 December 29, 2007

keg party mentality

state of euphoria created mainly by alcohol but influenced directly by people,drugs,and lack of thought.

whats goin on tonight?
i heard there was a big shiny barrel hypnotizing our friends
sweeet

keg party mentality

by projectpat.com October 18, 2008

Half-Keg Pumpkin Fucker

An individual who fails, pathetically, to live up to a rather low set of expectations while either simultaneously or separately degrading themselves further by voluntarily engaging in far more outrageous and embarrassing behavior.

The Iota class finished only half of their keg while simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with a festive gourd. Bunch of Half-Keg Pumpkin Fuckers

by Pledgemaster November 24, 2012

Tulsa County Keg Stand

A sexual position in which the woman engages in oral sex with the man, while the man is in a standing position and the woman is upside down doing a handstand. The man then has the option to "pump the keg" by fisting her vaginally.

"That girl last night was crazy; she treated me to a Tulsa County Keg Stand"

by FazedOut December 13, 2009

Powder Keg

The act of taikng an obese subject and introducing a considerable amount of baby powder to the anterior surface of the perineal region in order to find a wet spot...

She said she was,"ready". Well I had to be sure so I powder kegged her and that revealed her wetness from within.

by Oliverklozoff May 27, 2011

Potion Keg Party

An situation which is generally in MMO/RPG's where the gameplay is based on the consumption of Health/Mana/Status of your Choice potions or the players find themselves with an excess collection of potions to the point where they could hold a Keg Party, invite all their mates and imitate a Beer Keg Party.

"I got so many Health Potions left over we could throw a Potion Keg Party, invite our entire guild and get wasted!"

by Ollie_Miles January 28, 2009